野蛮人7.

青(qīng )龙集团(tuán )董事长(zhǎng )过世后(🛌)(hò(🕴)u )，给(🐴)青(🎻)(qī(😍)ng )龙(💏)集(😴)团太子爷留下了镇帮之宝：一支可以号令整个(🎀)青(🙋)龙(🔂)集(🆕)团(🛏)所(🦇)有(yǒu )人的大(dà )哥大手(shǒu )提电话(huà )。一日(rì )，太子爷独自去按摩院按摩，青龙(🏔)公(🖊)司(🧠)一(🔡)群(🚄)起(🎵)了(🛀)异心的小人得到消息后(hòu )，来到(dào )按摩院(yuàn )准备劫(🔔)(jié(🔦) )持(♑)太(📭)子(🧚)(zǐ )爷，夺走可以号令青龙公司上下的大哥大，欲控制整个青龙集团(tuán )。哪知(zhī(🥃) )阴(💗)差(🔼)阳(😁)(yá(🍖)ng )错(📌)将(📊)身(shēn )怀太极(jí )推拿绝技、胸有大志，却因低微的工(🐽)作(🔜)被(🌍)周(🗣)遭(🌴)人嫌弃的按摩师阿(ā )宝当成(chéng )了太子(zǐ )爷并将(jiāng )其绑架(jià )。阿宝乘乱逃(✔)出(🕛)后(🧀)，去(⤴)找(🗡)女(🐋)朋(♋)友(💖)阿朵，不料阿朵父亲因欠人钱，被白虎(hǔ )帮挟持(chí(🔖) )，阿(👮)宝(⏳)(bǎ(🤒)o )答(🚗)应三(sān )天内替阿朵救出父亲。阿宝、阿朵以及真正的太子爷策划了一场一(🍟)箭(🌪)双(✏)(shuā(🏔)ng )雕(🛂)的(🛌)好(🕰)(hǎo )戏，却(què )上演了(le )一场又(yòu )一场啼笑皆非的“闹剧”，一(🌖)边(💢)是(🍶)青(😜)龙(🧓)集团错认阿宝为太子爷，一边是(shì )阿宝错(cuò )认为这(zhè )是未来(lái )老丈人的(👍)考(🏥)题(🙃)，将(🎮)青(📰)龙(🔧)集(➕)团(🚷)上下骗得团团转。阿宝和阿朵从合作(zuò )布局，到产(🧙)生(❤)(shē(📢)ng )误(⛲)会(👆)，到合力(lì )救出阿朵的父亲，磨难重重，考验不断。剧情跌宕起伏、搞笑逗逼，按(💷)(à(Ⓜ)n )摩(🏜)师(🐘)阿(😬)(ā(🏹) )宝(🌌)更是(shì )成为了(le )承载底(dǐ )层小人物英雄情怀以及忠(✨)贞(🍟)爱(💆)情(🍆)的(🎩)一代了不起的“按摩侠”！

A love triangle gets even more complicated once a time machine enters the picture.

明(míng )朝嘉靖(jìng )年间，倭患不(bú )止。朝(cháo )廷惊闻有民间(💖)组(🈸)织(🎛)和(🥄)朝(🦔)廷(🔯)官(🥞)员(🧕)里通倭寇，渔利国家，于是责令六(liù )扇门负(fù )责侦(🆒)查(👡)(chá(🧐) )并(🍟)找(🏦)出(chū )官员通(tōng )倭证据。六扇门小捕快陆小虾临危受命，同时被六扇门总捕头(🕌)于(🆑)初(⏸)心(🏆)派(😔)(pà(🕟)i )人(👱)追杀(shā )，危难(nán )之际被(bèi )“山河(hé )兵团”的七爷所救并(🔱)带(🅰)回(🚯)兵(🙉)团(🖍)之中。

Four childhood friends, all married with no passion left, get together in a high school reunion dinner. Between laughs and drinks, they all agree that they love their wives but no longer desire them. Together they hatch an illogical project: a secret club for men who want to cheat, so that they themselves can regain lust for their wives.

Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis.

隔壁住的三个半熟女似乎偷(tōu )偷的在(zài )各自房(fáng )间做着(zhe )不可告(gào )人(🐀)的(🎴)囧(📀)事(🙁)，而(🏾)这(🍂)些(🍃)是石头没日没夜偷窥得出的结论。深知一人技(jì(♟) )薄(🏣)的(🈶)石(♉)(shí(🗿) )头为了(le )满足好(hǎo )奇，挖(wā )掘更多半熟女们的私生活，拉拢室友钱芳和柳木加(👺)入(🤢)，三(🌒)个(🈴)冲(🗓)动(👌)期(🚃)的屌(diǎo )丝男面(miàn )对隔壁(bì )的长腿(tuǐ )姐姐、知性御(👩)姐(🕡)和(📉)甜(🔃)美(🧔)萝莉，引发出了一连串让人脸红的尴尬囧事。