"囧(⏹)货"
人设(🐿)有(yǒu )问(wèn )题——女主(🥟)刚开片(😾)是(shì )个欠透的(🐚)公主病(🎎)女,然(rán )后这个bitch刚到(🌿)男(🏟)主家住(📐)(zhù )一天第二天(🛵)早上起(⬜)床(chuáng )就(jiù )会和(🥐)气的说(💀)话了?难(nán )道男主晚(⛩)上夜访(🌬)给她(tā )整(zhěng )舒(👉)服了🍺(📗)不痒了公(gōng )主(zhǔ )病(🔝)就(🔭)好了?(🛎)还有男主(zhǔ )是(💱)(shì )个比(🏗)吴京🐮的圣母(mǔ ),我真(🐓)的没见过这个等(děng )级(👹)(jí )的瞎(👕)子,女主这么(me )丑(🧘)(chǒu )也把(🛐)他眼睛吸得死死(sǐ )的(🏰)(de )——也(📓)许是因为丫(yā(🚙) )25了(le )还是(🦇)个处男着急透🍺🐎(🐾)破(😹)处?
"这(🆒)是实习生(shēng )的(🈺)(de )作品吗(❇)?忒难看了..."
"同(❎)(tóng )样看(🍽)五分钟就弃了"
"要(yào )不(➰)(bú )是因(🚤)为徐海乔我才(🍯)(cái )不(bú(🌭) )看!乔叔在里面是原(🤖)(yuá(🙇)n )声(shēng )!那(🔆)声音我已经录(😎)(lù )制(zhì(👝) )了音频了!女主直接(jiē(➗) )被(bèi )我屏蔽了。那个时(👸)(shí )候(hò(🐒)u )乔叔好可爱好(🚢)嫩!"
"几(jǐ(✏) )个(gè )sp中最好看的"
"真是(🌞)太(tài )缺(⛲)(quē )乏诚意了!负(💐)五星。"
"从(🙉)(cóng )小就这臭脾气"
"整(🎈)个(⏹)(gè )系(xì )列,都不得不看(🔇)"
"没看(kà(⬛)n )过(guò )无童年"