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30岁的屌(🐐)丝青(qīng )年李星(📮)(xīng )辰遭(zā(🤥)o )遇感(🌾)情伤害后(hòu )整日花(huā(📋) )天酒地，靠着自(😨)己(jǐ )口才和坑(🚬)蒙拐(guǎi )骗(🛹)开了(💞)(le )一间(jiān )星座的咨询室(❓)(shì )，生意(yì )一般(🚱)，但自由自(🎅)在(zà(♿)i )无拘无束(🌇)的生(shēng )活着(🏓)。

Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

A collection of horror stories involving cannibals, zombies “and other funny creatures”.

A troubled streetwalker meets a mysterious hitman. Together they go down an action-packed rabbit hole of sex, violence, lies, and synchronicity.

The members of a soccer school team must to solve why some referees fell asleep in the last games.@艾米电影网

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